When the unicorn name is sullied

On this day, March 28, in 1979, Philadelphia police discovered the corpse of Holly Maddux in the home of hippie guru Ira Einhorn, later dubbed the Unicorn Killer.

Einhorn called himself Unicorn because his name means One Horn, and he hung out with rich benefactors and 1960s radicals like Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman. After his arrest, he hired future U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter as his defense attorney and insisted he was framed by the CIA because of his knowledge of mind control experiments.

He could not explain why his ex-girlfriend’s body was in his closet 18 months after her disappearance, but vowed in court to unmask the “real killer.” But before his trial began, he fled to Europe.

In 2001, Einhorn was extradited to the United States and sentenced to life in prison.

Scott McCabe

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Oh Mr. Einhorn, beware the wrath of those whose name you have tarnished, because unicorns can use their magic in all kinds of ways.
All kinds.

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Pittsburgh Unicorn Rides
      

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The above advertisement is for a unicorn-riding establishment in Pennsylvania. Even though the font still glitters a la Myspace and the website hasn’t been updated in 5 years, the mission remains intact: Making customers and unicorns happy!
Mission accomplished, my friend.
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Pittsburgh Unicorn Rides

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The above advertisement is for a unicorn-riding establishment in Pennsylvania. Even though the font still glitters a la Myspace and the website hasn’t been updated in 5 years, the mission remains intact: Making customers and unicorns happy!

Mission accomplished, my friend.

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Where are unicorns? Apparently, everywhere!

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We never realized how much the Great Wall of China was missing a unicorn. Or how fantastic the woods look when dyed purple.

So keep on prancing ‘round the world, crimped-haired unicorn, showing us all the magic you possess!

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False Unicorn: A very true herb
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Answer #1: Yes, this is an herb called False Unicorn.
Answer #2: Yes, it is claimed to have some healing properties.
Answer #3: No, it does not grant wishes or tell really fabulous lies.
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False Unicorn: A very true herb

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Answer #1: Yes, this is an herb called False Unicorn.
Answer #2: Yes, it is claimed to have some healing properties.
Answer #3: No, it does not grant wishes or tell really fabulous lies.

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What does a love for unicorns smell like? Apparently, lemon, peppermint, pomegranates, and bubblegum.
Synesthesia at its best!
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What does a love for unicorns smell like? Apparently, lemon, peppermint, pomegranates, and bubblegum.

Synesthesia at its best!

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The Serenading Unicorn goes gangsta

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The Serenading Unicorn, a close friend to Juicy Fruit chewing gum, has reemerged on the scene with a gangsta-unicorn tribute to the “Dangerous Minds” theme.

So why would a unicorn tackle such a prolific rap anthem?

As a tribute to Coolio, who has single-handedly sponsored three years of summer camps for underprivileged unicorn youth, earning him the affectionate nickname Uncle UniCoolio.

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Rainbow unicorns - in a whole new way!
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Artist Kerry Flaherty takes the rainbow out of the unicorn and creates a unicorn color wheel for her piece “Unicorn Spectrum”. 
Diversity has never looked this magical.
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Rainbow unicorns - in a whole new way!

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Artist Kerry Flaherty takes the rainbow out of the unicorn and creates a unicorn color wheel for her piece “Unicorn Spectrum”.

Diversity has never looked this magical.

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Ice cream unicorn shirt

This is exactly what happens when you spill a pastel version of Superman ice cream.

Make your own rainbow!

Have a rainbow in your room

By George Wong 03/18/2011, 6:17 am PT

Rainbow in my Room Projector

If you’re a fan of unicorns, leprechauns and pots of gold, chances are you’re a fan of rainbows too. The folks at Uncle Milton have released the Rainbow in my Room Projector. This tiny nifty little gadget that can be used as a magical night light, projects a rainbow onto the walls or ceiling of the room it is placed in, depending on how it is positioned. Other than that, it doesn’t do much of anything else, but if you or your kids always wanted a rainbow indoors, this is the closest thing you can get for now. The toy also comes with a window prism disk for you to create real-life daytime rainbows when it’s too bright to use the projector. It is available on sale now for $17.99 on Amazon.

Thanks to Uncle Milton, now we can all have our own “Rainbow in My Room”! This is far better than the creepy clown doll in my room from Uncle Carl.

Unicorn security?

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The woman’s first hint she was being scammed should have been that unicorns don’t do numerology. They just write fortune cookies.

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