“…Some facts are not facts. I’m not going to go into the whole thing, but jeepers, I’m not getting $100 mil on Avengers 2… A few other things about me that have been “reported” that people should take with a grain of salt…
That I ate a unicorn and made it winter for three years.”

Joss Whedon on Whedonesque.com

We can officially lift the embargo on Joss Whedon from all unicorn farms now that he is no longer a carnivorous threat.

Unicorns in Technology: January 2011We’re everywhere! Recent comparisons of unicorns & unicorn byproducts in technology:
Unicorn Tactics: http://www.businessinsider.com/seo-not-working-for-you-heres-why-2011-1
Non-Facebook Users = Unicorns: http://blogs.forbes.com/kashmirhill/2011/01/12/non-facebook-users-are-more-wo…

Social Media = Unicorn?: http://www.webpronews.com/topnews/2011/01/18/social-media-a-unicorn-or-just-a…
User-Generated Content = Unicorn Poop: http://cjlambert.posterous.com/user-generated-content-the-unicorn-poop-of-so

Unicorns in Technology: January 2011

We’re everywhere! Recent comparisons of unicorns & unicorn byproducts in technology:

Unicorn Tactics: http://www.businessinsider.com/seo-not-working-for-you-heres-why-2011-1

Non-Facebook Users = Unicornshttp://blogs.forbes.com/kashmirhill/2011/01/12/non-facebook-users-are-more-wo…

Social Media = Unicorn?: http://www.webpronews.com/topnews/2011/01/18/social-media-a-unicorn-or-just-a…

User-Generated Content = Unicorn Poop: http://cjlambert.posterous.com/user-generated-content-the-unicorn-poop-of-so

Unicorn hybrids: Not just for the Pegasus anymore!

Yesterday, we featured Uni-Baby, one of the best unicorn hybrids to appear since the Pegacorn that permeated a significant portion of female 1980s pop-culture.

Today, we introduce to you the work of the artist “~quite-possibly”, who envisions a world where a unicorn horn and a set of stars can fit nicely into the ensemble of just about any animal.

While we love them all, our indelible favorite is the platycorn, who was already bestowed with the body of a beaver, the bill of a duck, and the feet of a beaver-duck.

Platycorn and your endless identity disorder, we salute you!

Gallery of Awesomeness, presented by #tuesdaysketch

eccentricorbits by noelcurry
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unicorn by noelcurry
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Marctoons by noelcurry
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flipandbarrel by noelcurry
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Doylecomic by noelcurry
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MetalJawComics by noelcurry
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mytvisevil by noelcurry
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unicorn by Dungeon Warden Studio
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unicorns by Tom Morgan
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unicorn me by borkedplanet
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Guided by the theme of “unicorns”, the Tuesday Sketch artists ran the gamut in their artwork, from angry unicorn to donut fiend to a single corn (ha ha).

Just a note to the slacker unicorn sniffing the coffee: Dude, keep it to decaf. Caffeine and unicorns do not mix.

(For more info on joining in on #tuesdaysketch, search for the hashtag on Twitter, or contact @DJBogtrotter.)

Unicorns eat rainbow? This Japanese game says yes!
      

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    Logic proof:
1. Milk does a human body good.
2. Rainbows make a unicorn strong.
Therefore:
Unicorn milk gives humans rainbow powers.

Unicorns eat rainbow? This Japanese game says yes!

Logic proof:
1. Milk does a human body good.
2. Rainbows make a unicorn strong.

Therefore:
Unicorn milk gives humans rainbow powers.

Unicorns go skiing. And shooting eye lasers.

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Yesterday, we experienced a major website malfunction. Papers and laptops were flying through the air, telephones were being yelled into, and then hurled against the wall… explosions were going off, wild animals were on the loose, and babies were crying all over the place.

Suddenly, amidst the chaos, a tweet from @jfoley019 popped up on my desktop. He questioned, “With @Freeskier website down what am I supposed to do at work?”

I replied to @jfoley019 and told him, “Doodle your best unicorn, upload it via Twitpic and we’ll give you a grade.”

Just a few minutes later, I was staring at a majestic, stick-figure-unicorn. It dawned on us: this was how we would make it through the dark times.

We notified all our Twitterfans that the best unicorn drawing submitted via Twitter during the course of the day would receive a rockin’ sticker pack. It didn’t take long before unicorns of all shapes, sizes, colors and sexual orientation were flooding our Twitter feed. 

Later in the day, given the wildly positive response, we threw additional prizes into the mix including custom Freeskier/Discrete beanies. The surge didn’t let up; unicorns were coming to us throughout the entire evening - from all around the world.

When I awoke this morning and collected all of the submissions, I was taken aback by the fact that so many of you spent such great time and effort constructing these bad-boys. It was very difficult for us when we sat down as a team this morning to discuss the results. So many worthy candidates, each creation a masterpiece in its own right.

But when push came to shove, we had to make some decisions, and what follows are the official results of the first ever Freeskier Draw Your Best Unicorn Twitter Contest. With so many wonderful works of art, we’ve decided to award prizes to the Top 3, and also to 3 individuals who received honorable mention.

We will be contacting the winners via Twitter to collect their information.

Be sure to check out the full gallery of submissions.

Results:

5th: @ARoweSox18

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4th: @OliviaJ123

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3rd: @gregm92150

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2nd: @Mr_Tressington

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1st Place, Grand Unicorn Champion: @KikiWilson5

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Honorable Mention:

@KChap226

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@rollindangerous

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@sbh11

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Worst Submission:

@schroy

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And there you have it! Thanks again to everyone who participated. You made our day.

Also, don’t miss the full gallery of submissions.

When Freeskier.com announced this impromptu unicorn contest for such prizes as a decal pack and beanies, the collective productivity of Colorado plummeted.

It just goes to show you that, at any age, people love unicorns, stickers, and cute hats.

Since when did My Little Pony develop personalities?

We were surprised to discover that our longtime friends, the My Little Pony crew, not only have invited fellow unicorns into their fold, but have also developed individualized personalities!

Curious as to what your personality would be if you were a My Little Pony? Find out here: http://ow.ly/3FWI0.

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Disclaimer: Unicornomics does not claim responsibility for under-developed and 1-dimensional personality test results.

Reviewing unicorn cookie cutters: A new hobby?

Unicorn Cookie Cutter Reviews

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Unicorn Cookie Cutter

  • Make holiday or everyday cookies extra special when cut into shapes. Decorate with royal icing,…
  • Sold individually
  • Size: 3¾”
  • Dimensions: 3¾”L × 1″D

3.75″ Unicorn cookie cutter constructed of tinplate steel. Hand wash and towel dry.

Amazon Price: $ 1.89 (Save $ -1.89, Buy Now)

Written by HamCook

January 14th, 2011 at 3:57 pm

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Why is the comments section not blowing up on this review? Suggested reviews include:

"Washing is easy. It’s the taming that’s a problem."

"It may be missing a tail, but the magic is all there!"

"Disappointed that this cutter did not automatically turn the cookie rainbow-colored."

"4 out of 5 starbursts of love and sunshine."

Unicorns begin their invasion of technology
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    We admit it: It wasn’t Auto-Correct that made unicorns unexpectedly appear in this conversation - it was us.

Unicorns begin their invasion of technology

We admit it: It wasn’t Auto-Correct that made unicorns unexpectedly appear in this conversation - it was us.

The Case of the Basketball Player, Clown, and…Unicorn?

This is allegedly the cover art for the band The Strokes’ new album.
Early reports indicated the presence of a unicorn in the artwork.
At least one of the statements preceding this is one erroneous, as kooky clowns with pink berets must stay at least 5 paintings away from unicorns at all times.