Portland’s Joan of Arc statue earns unicorn status
For @dabblehq, customer retention means dressing like a unicorn
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The above video was posted in a blog about a recent customer service initiative at Dabble: Each person who purchased a ticket to an event received a personalized video from a staff member. Debbie, in our estimation, was the luckiest of all the ticket purchasers!
So how can you show great customer service and engender positive feelings toward your company like Dabble has done? We came up with three sure-fire strategies:
1. Don’t just dress like a unicorn - provide 15-minute neck massages while dressed like a unicorn.
2. For every item purchased, inform the customer that a unicorn has been adopted in his/her name and sent to a world-class unicorn refuge.
3. Free cupcakes.
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This one goes out to all the science-loving unicorn advocates
One possible way to get the whole horn thing started on a poor horse is through a condition known as “cutaneous horn” formation. In this situation, you essentially have an abnormal, sometimes cancerous growth, that results in a keratin structure protruding from the skin.
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Love science? Then get ready for a boatload of it!
The above paragraph is taken from a blog post by Dave Ng exploring the potential evolutionary biology of the unicorn. Another theory posited: genetic mutation.
But the author is quick to state that these occurrences would only explain the horn, not the magical powers. After all, everyone knows a unicorn’s powers come from the laughter of children mixed with a balanced breakfast of cupcakes.
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A unicorn horn that doesn’t just nullify toxins - it eradicates mistakes!
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So far, unicorns have been used to open wine bottles, cover up bad memories, transport you in style, and even feed you. But this unicorn will help you write your novel!
No more excuses, aspiring writers. It’s time to put your money where you ambitions are and let this unicorn pencil sharpener lead you into literary greatness!
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Cakeicorn: The amazing unicorn cake!
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The scoop on this cake was sent to us by a reader who knows all about our sweet tooth! Not only does the cake have its own alicorns, but if you take a look at other photos of it on the Unicorn Porn blog, you’ll see that the cake has an internal rainbow!
Yes, a true wonder indeed. We shall call this a Rainbow Velvet Cakeicorn!
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Kenneth Cole introduces a Unicorn Collection (and it’s about time a designer did!)
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During the holidays, we introduced you to the unicorn clutch. Some of you found it barbaric, others asked, “How much?”
Now, Brian Burkhardt - Project Accessory alum and unicorn-horn artist - is back with an entire collection of unicorn accessory wear. The necklace above can be purchased for a cool $48, and you can get its matching cuff for another $48.
As for why this alicorn has turned black and where the rest of the unicorn may be, People for the Ethical Treatment of Mythical Animals (PETMA) is actively investigating and may be ready at the next fashion show with a bucket of confetti to splash onto the designer.
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A surprise plan to perpetuate the unicorn lineage
Unicorn gift idea #12: Eura Unicorn hooded bath towel
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So Christmas is over, and it’s time to return the presents that just didn’t quite work out. Why not use that refund money to buy one of these amazing hooded bath towels? Sure, they say they’re designed for kids, but no one will know…
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Unicorn gift idea #9: Unicorn horn clutch purse
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This creation by Project Accessory contestant Brian Burkhardt may get a few sideways glances from unicorn advocates and black de-horned unicorns…but you’ll look fabulous amidst the controversy!
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