Let’s just get this out of the way: Yes, these hand-painted platform heels are awesome.
But the unicorn who clicked on the link for “Unicorn Shoes” was truly confused that they weren’t shoes designed for him. Sure, Jellyfish offers sizes 5.5 - 10, but unicorns operate from a slightly different sizing chart.
So, unless you enjoy disappointing unicorns, make an effort to specify your unicorn-themed products are “for humans”.
And if you enjoy disappointing unicorns, there’s a special place in The Black Hole of Sadness for you.