The Porcelain Unicorn: A short film about big things

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This film, the winner of the Philips RSA/Parallel Lines competition, is an excellent display of the power unicorns possess when it comes to healing.

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Designer Toy Unicorns: Playtime Doesn’t Get Much Cooler than This!

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A mohawk, dreads, and heart-and-crossbones tattoos. These Tokidoki Unicornos may look tough, but they still need Band-aids for their boo-boos!

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Mr. Unicorn Shops for Bread at Walmart

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Let the horn point the way to great deals!

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Stolen Statue Alert: Buddhist Monk Riding a Unicorn

  • Jun 08, 2011 - 5:13 PM
  • Buddhist monk statue stolen from cemetery

    Family pleas for return of statue

    Copper Buddhist monk statue stolen from Glen Oaks Memorial Gardens cemetery in Oakville.

    This incident is being actively investigated and anyone with information is being asked to contact the Oakville Criminal Investigations Bureau at 905-825-4747, ext. 2215 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (8477).

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    This unicorn looks like it could hold its own, by horn, fang, or unibrow. How did someone overpower it and its monk friend? And why?

    It seems that this type of conflation would provide a case ideal for Special Agent Dale Cooper.

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    Twin Peaks + Simpsons = White Horse Waltzing

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    One of our unicorns tried out for the role of the white horse in Twin Peaks, but suffered anti-horn discrimination.

    But that doesn’t prevent us from loving this spoof!

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    The Unicorn Piano: Artistic or Barbaric?

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    Ms. Gaga, the Lady herself, recently took the Good Morning America stage by storm with her new pewter-hued unicorn piano.

    Steinway could not be reached for comment, but unicorns everywhere have released an official statement emphasizing that their spines are not actually composed of piano keys.

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    Raising Unicorns: Your Step-by-Step Guide to Starting and Running a Successful - and Magical! - Unicorn Farm

 
 Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming! This is an industry like no other with potential limited only by your imagination. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience the wide and unique array of opportunities, challenges, and joys of caring for these majestic creatures.—From the Introduction
In this book, author Jessica S. Marquis provides everything you need to know to make a good living as a unicorn farmer. From choosing the right breed (Purebred; Twinkletoe; Karmic; Gigglerump; Horse with Horn) to picking the unicorn farm dream team (an alchemist; stable hands; groomers; The On-Call Virgin (OCV); lawyers), you are guaranteed to have a magical journey.
The only reference of its kind, this book proves you can live in fantasyland—and still make money. 



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Sparkle on, Farmer McGlitter & the Unicornomics crew
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    Google Auto-Suggest Gets a Bit too Inquisitive about Unicorns

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    The above graphic is part of an article featuring unusual suggestions from the Search Engine that Rules Them All. Sure, we understand the reasons for the queries - unicorns are pretty mysterious, after all - but should you really be asking Google for the answers?

    Well, we suppose it’s better than asking Bing.

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    …100% better with more unicorns.

    Oh, before I forget, I must give a special shout-out to my favourite social media truth teller — The unicorns. Seriously people, all social media and the Internet in general would be 100 per cent better with more unicorns. @Unicornomics regularly makes my day with truthful Tweets related to the nature of this magical beast. “You can lead a unicorn to water, but you can’t make it drink. Unless you give it a twisty-straw. No unicorn can resist a twisty-straw.”

    Indeed, there is beauty in truth.

    Follow Steph McGrath on Twitter: www.twitter.com/somethingwitty

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    Thank you to blogger @somethingwitty of the Huggington - er, Huffington - Post for her kind sentiments. Unicorns are to the internet like pyrotechnics are to everything: They make the whole ensemble better!

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