Fat Unicorn Party!
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This is what happens after a cupcake overdose.
Check out the Uniblog link above to see more examples of the growing [adorable] obesity problem within the unicorn community.
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Fat Unicorn Party!

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This is what happens after a cupcake overdose.

Check out the Uniblog link above to see more examples of the growing [adorable] obesity problem within the unicorn community.

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FBI Releases Surprise Info on Their Investigation Methods

With respect to psychic issue, Simon said the FBI does not use psychics in their investigations because “there is no such thing as psychics.”

“We also don’t use unicorns in our investigations. Psychics are fraud, they are liars, they are thieves. Most of them step into this situation trying to take advantage of the family for money,” he said.

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If the FBI doesn’t use unicorns in their investigations, we’ve been sparkling up the wrong tree! Anyone have the number for the CIA’s Alternative Investigation Methods Department?

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Another Addition to the Unicorn Bicycle Collection

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Technically, this is a Pegacorn tricycle, but we’re allowing it into the uni-cycle club. Artist Karina Nathan, the creator of the vehicle above, is using Kickstarter to raise funds to allow her and her papier-mache pet to set out on a journey to promote New Orleans cultural awareness. Want more info? Click the picture above!

Now, who’s going to have the conversation with the Pegacorn that having wings should render wheels unnecessary?

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The Worst Use of the Phrase “A Total Win”

Our wild card for the evening was the unicorn fish ($15.95). Neither of us had tried it before, and this dish was a total win. A gravy-like florentine sauce added bold flavor to a mild fish, of which I couldn’t get enough.

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And with one review, this restaurant critic has made an enemy of unicorns and fish alike.

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If you thought “Inception” already had mind-bending special effects…

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Christopher Nolan’s 2010 blockbuster gets stamped with cutie marks and crowned with an alicorn in this mash-up of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Inception.

Since the ponies already live in a world of clouds, rainbows, and flying unicorns, perhaps that means a journey into their dreams would feature them sitting at a desktop PC typing in Excel and drinking coffee from 9am-5pm.

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We’re posting this for the unicorn, not Annoying Orange or the Nyan Cat

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The internet meme that is the meowing Nyan Cat has finally met the internet sensation that is the abrasive Annoying Orange. A marriage made in Heaven it is not, but it does have a unicorn and a rainbow. So we’ll call it a common-law relationship formed in Purgatory.

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Unicorn Bicycle Bonanza! A tribute to bikes shaped like unicorns

Unicorn bikes are popping up like hives on an over-excitable four-year-old three days before Christmas.  Here are some of the best “uni-cycles” the internet has to offer these days, thanks to such depots of whimsy as geekologie.com and todaysbigthing.com.

 

The Real Origins of Batman’s Costume
      

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Thank you, Bizarro, for this rare peak into the history of Gotham’s beloved hero. If only he had chosen the other path…
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The Real Origins of Batman’s Costume

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Thank you, Bizarro, for this rare peak into the history of Gotham’s beloved hero. If only he had chosen the other path…

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The Porcelain Unicorn: A short film about big things

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This film, the winner of the Philips RSA/Parallel Lines competition, is an excellent display of the power unicorns possess when it comes to healing.

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Designer Toy Unicorns: Playtime Doesn’t Get Much Cooler than This!

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A mohawk, dreads, and heart-and-crossbones tattoos. These Tokidoki Unicornos may look tough, but they still need Band-aids for their boo-boos!

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