The Worst Use of the Phrase “A Total Win”

Our wild card for the evening was the unicorn fish ($15.95). Neither of us had tried it before, and this dish was a total win. A gravy-like florentine sauce added bold flavor to a mild fish, of which I couldn’t get enough.

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And with one review, this restaurant critic has made an enemy of unicorns and fish alike.

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If you thought “Inception” already had mind-bending special effects…

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Christopher Nolan’s 2010 blockbuster gets stamped with cutie marks and crowned with an alicorn in this mash-up of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Inception.

Since the ponies already live in a world of clouds, rainbows, and flying unicorns, perhaps that means a journey into their dreams would feature them sitting at a desktop PC typing in Excel and drinking coffee from 9am-5pm.

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We’re posting this for the unicorn, not Annoying Orange or the Nyan Cat

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The internet meme that is the meowing Nyan Cat has finally met the internet sensation that is the abrasive Annoying Orange. A marriage made in Heaven it is not, but it does have a unicorn and a rainbow. So we’ll call it a common-law relationship formed in Purgatory.

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Unicorn Bicycle Bonanza! A tribute to bikes shaped like unicorns

Unicorn bikes are popping up like hives on an over-excitable four-year-old three days before Christmas.  Here are some of the best “uni-cycles” the internet has to offer these days, thanks to such depots of whimsy as geekologie.com and todaysbigthing.com.

 

The Real Origins of Batman’s Costume
      

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Thank you, Bizarro, for this rare peak into the history of Gotham’s beloved hero. If only he had chosen the other path…
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The Real Origins of Batman’s Costume

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Thank you, Bizarro, for this rare peak into the history of Gotham’s beloved hero. If only he had chosen the other path…

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The Porcelain Unicorn: A short film about big things

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This film, the winner of the Philips RSA/Parallel Lines competition, is an excellent display of the power unicorns possess when it comes to healing.

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Designer Toy Unicorns: Playtime Doesn’t Get Much Cooler than This!

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A mohawk, dreads, and heart-and-crossbones tattoos. These Tokidoki Unicornos may look tough, but they still need Band-aids for their boo-boos!

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Mr. Unicorn Shops for Bread at Walmart

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Let the horn point the way to great deals!

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Stolen Statue Alert: Buddhist Monk Riding a Unicorn

  • Jun 08, 2011 - 5:13 PM
  • Buddhist monk statue stolen from cemetery

    Family pleas for return of statue

    Copper Buddhist monk statue stolen from Glen Oaks Memorial Gardens cemetery in Oakville.

    This incident is being actively investigated and anyone with information is being asked to contact the Oakville Criminal Investigations Bureau at 905-825-4747, ext. 2215 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (8477).

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    This unicorn looks like it could hold its own, by horn, fang, or unibrow. How did someone overpower it and its monk friend? And why?

    It seems that this type of conflation would provide a case ideal for Special Agent Dale Cooper.

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    Twin Peaks + Simpsons = White Horse Waltzing

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    One of our unicorns tried out for the role of the white horse in Twin Peaks, but suffered anti-horn discrimination.

    But that doesn’t prevent us from loving this spoof!

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