We’re posting this for the unicorn, not Annoying Orange or the Nyan Cat

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The internet meme that is the meowing Nyan Cat has finally met the internet sensation that is the abrasive Annoying Orange. A marriage made in Heaven it is not, but it does have a unicorn and a rainbow. So we’ll call it a common-law relationship formed in Purgatory.

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Unicorn Bicycle Bonanza! A tribute to bikes shaped like unicorns

Unicorn bikes are popping up like hives on an over-excitable four-year-old three days before Christmas.  Here are some of the best “uni-cycles” the internet has to offer these days, thanks to such depots of whimsy as geekologie.com and todaysbigthing.com.

 

The Real Origins of Batman’s Costume
      

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Thank you, Bizarro, for this rare peak into the history of Gotham’s beloved hero. If only he had chosen the other path…
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The Real Origins of Batman’s Costume

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Thank you, Bizarro, for this rare peak into the history of Gotham’s beloved hero. If only he had chosen the other path…

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The Porcelain Unicorn: A short film about big things

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This film, the winner of the Philips RSA/Parallel Lines competition, is an excellent display of the power unicorns possess when it comes to healing.

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Designer Toy Unicorns: Playtime Doesn’t Get Much Cooler than This!

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A mohawk, dreads, and heart-and-crossbones tattoos. These Tokidoki Unicornos may look tough, but they still need Band-aids for their boo-boos!

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Mr. Unicorn Shops for Bread at Walmart

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Let the horn point the way to great deals!

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Stolen Statue Alert: Buddhist Monk Riding a Unicorn

  • Jun 08, 2011 - 5:13 PM
  • Buddhist monk statue stolen from cemetery

    Family pleas for return of statue

    Copper Buddhist monk statue stolen from Glen Oaks Memorial Gardens cemetery in Oakville.

    This incident is being actively investigated and anyone with information is being asked to contact the Oakville Criminal Investigations Bureau at 905-825-4747, ext. 2215 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (8477).

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    This unicorn looks like it could hold its own, by horn, fang, or unibrow. How did someone overpower it and its monk friend? And why?

    It seems that this type of conflation would provide a case ideal for Special Agent Dale Cooper.

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    Twin Peaks + Simpsons = White Horse Waltzing

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    One of our unicorns tried out for the role of the white horse in Twin Peaks, but suffered anti-horn discrimination.

    But that doesn’t prevent us from loving this spoof!

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    The Unicorn Piano: Artistic or Barbaric?

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    Ms. Gaga, the Lady herself, recently took the Good Morning America stage by storm with her new pewter-hued unicorn piano.

    Steinway could not be reached for comment, but unicorns everywhere have released an official statement emphasizing that their spines are not actually composed of piano keys.

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    Raising Unicorns: Your Step-by-Step Guide to Starting and Running a Successful - and Magical! - Unicorn Farm

 
 Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming! This is an industry like no other with potential limited only by your imagination. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience the wide and unique array of opportunities, challenges, and joys of caring for these majestic creatures.—From the Introduction
In this book, author Jessica S. Marquis provides everything you need to know to make a good living as a unicorn farmer. From choosing the right breed (Purebred; Twinkletoe; Karmic; Gigglerump; Horse with Horn) to picking the unicorn farm dream team (an alchemist; stable hands; groomers; The On-Call Virgin (OCV); lawyers), you are guaranteed to have a magical journey.
The only reference of its kind, this book proves you can live in fantasyland—and still make money. 



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This is one of the world’s greatest books on unicorn farming.  Why?  Because we at Unicornomics helped to write it!  Check out the link above to get your own copy and begin making money the unicorn-farming way.
Sparkle on, Farmer McGlitter & the Unicornomics crew
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