CakeWrecks.com takes on travesties against unicorns
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For those unfamiliar with the website CakeWrecks.com, their tagline is “When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.” The entry above, brought to our attention by unicorn advocate @Glitzy, features some hilariously wrong unicorn-themed cakes. From the photo above of a headless unicorn to poop clouds tacked on a rainbow, these bakers seem to know just how to ruin the most magical of moments!
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CakeWrecks.com takes on travesties against unicorns

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For those unfamiliar with the website CakeWrecks.com, their tagline is “When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.” The entry above, brought to our attention by unicorn advocate @Glitzy, features some hilariously wrong unicorn-themed cakes. From the photo above of a headless unicorn to poop clouds tacked on a rainbow, these bakers seem to know just how to ruin the most magical of moments!

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In Denver, pigs replaced by unicorns and zombies
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In the article above from the Denver Post, Dana Cain, Denver County Fair Director, makes the following eyebrow-raising statement:
"We’ve got unicorns. We’ve got zombies. But there are no pigs at our fair."
While we are grateful to be on the winning side of this unusual form of discrimination, we do feel for our mud-dwelling snouted friends who will miss out on the county fair fun this year. Thus, if you are of the swine persuasion, meet us at Entrance B, where we will gladly provide you with a stick-on horn and glitter mane extensions.
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In Denver, pigs replaced by unicorns and zombies

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In the article above from the Denver Post, Dana Cain, Denver County Fair Director, makes the following eyebrow-raising statement:

"We’ve got unicorns. We’ve got zombies. But there are no pigs at our fair."

While we are grateful to be on the winning side of this unusual form of discrimination, we do feel for our mud-dwelling snouted friends who will miss out on the county fair fun this year. Thus, if you are of the swine persuasion, meet us at Entrance B, where we will gladly provide you with a stick-on horn and glitter mane extensions.

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Not sure about the placement of the word “just” in this sign…
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The zoo just got so much more magical!
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Not sure about the placement of the word “just” in this sign…

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The zoo just got so much more magical!

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This unicorn sparkles…on your feet
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Everyone knows what horse shoes look like, but unicorn shoes?
Well, wonder no more! The shoe above by Walter Steiger is titled the Unicorn and boasts Swarovski crystals to give it the sparkle and shine every unicorn aspires toward.
Now, as for lounging around the barn, unicorn slippers may be more appropriate…
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This unicorn sparkles…on your feet

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Everyone knows what horse shoes look like, but unicorn shoes?

Well, wonder no more! The shoe above by Walter Steiger is titled the Unicorn and boasts Swarovski crystals to give it the sparkle and shine every unicorn aspires toward.

Now, as for lounging around the barn, unicorn slippers may be more appropriate…

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The NFL finally has a unicorn in it!
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True to their name, the New York Giants have indeed become larger than life: 
They now have a unicorn on their team.
Martellus Bennett, the tight-end pictured above, was quoted this past week outing himself as the mystical creature: 
"Ask any of the guys in the camp, I’m stronger than I’ve ever been, I’m faster than I’ve ever been. I could run all day. I’m kind of like a black unicorn out there. It’s amazing to watch."
And watch we will, in hopes to glimpse a rainbow trail as he gallops down the field!
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The NFL finally has a unicorn in it!

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True to their name, the New York Giants have indeed become larger than life:
They now have a unicorn on their team.

Martellus Bennett, the tight-end pictured above, was quoted this past week outing himself as the mystical creature:
"Ask any of the guys in the camp, I’m stronger than I’ve ever been, I’m faster than I’ve ever been. I could run all day. I’m kind of like a black unicorn out there. It’s amazing to watch."

And watch we will, in hopes to glimpse a rainbow trail as he gallops down the field!

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On a diet? Well, you can still *dress* like a cupcake!

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Who said ponchos had to be big & unattractive?

Okay, maybe this one doesn’t completely break that trend, but it’s a whole new type of unattractive: Deliciously ugly!

This cupcake poncho, complete with sprinkles and a cherry hood, is ready to give the Snuggy a run for its money. That is, if the wearer doesn’t trip over the giant cupcake cup bottom or get eaten by a sugar-craving Godzilla.

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Hipster/Unicorn relationship explained (via @dustinland)

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There’s nothing more shameful than a beatnik unicorn calling you a hipster.
Unless it’s a narwhal in a tweed coat wearing a monocle.

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Unicorns + Ice Cream = NYC’s Big Gay Ice Cream Shop

Photo: Melissa Hom

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We were alerted to the mural in the photo above by avid unicorn advocate Denise S., who knew of our deep love of both ice cream and awesomeness.

So what is this magical place with such a fabulous wall-adornment?
The Big Gay Ice Cream Shop in New York City, of course!

You need not be big, gay, or a unicorn to enjoy the delicacies within these four walls, but you may want to be open-minded: Among the toppings available for your delicious treat are cayenne pepper and wasabi pea dust.

Sweetness with a little spice - the making of a true unicorn!

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Become a mermaid!…or not (via @NylonMag)

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Are you jealous of mermaids and their lack of legs? Now you can fix that with the help of Etsy! The above Nylon Magazine blog will help you find the perfect aesthetically-pleasing, fully-wearable swim aid for your lower half.

When contacted for comment, the mer-folk responded, “Humans are trying to become us? Did they not see The Little Mermaid? And in the non-Disney version, the mermaid dies!”

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Casiotastic song from ‘Legend’ gets its due from VH1 blog
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Ever seen the unicorn-saturated film Legend? Depending how long ago that was, you may not remember the 6-minute long closing song…but hopperd of the VH1 Celebrity (formerly Best Week Ever) blog has not. Read the tribute at the link above.
Itching to hear this epic number? Fear not! YouTube is here to the rescue, with the audio magic of Tangerine Dream + Jon Anderson of Yes, and a sampling of bizarre visuals from the film.
On a separate note, the unicorn in the photo above does not seem overly fond of Tom Cruise.
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Casiotastic song from ‘Legend’ gets its due from VH1 blog

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Ever seen the unicorn-saturated film Legend? Depending how long ago that was, you may not remember the 6-minute long closing song…but hopperd of the VH1 Celebrity (formerly Best Week Ever) blog has not. Read the tribute at the link above.

Itching to hear this epic number? Fear not! YouTube is here to the rescue, with the audio magic of Tangerine Dream + Jon Anderson of Yes, and a sampling of bizarre visuals from the film.

On a separate note, the unicorn in the photo above does not seem overly fond of Tom Cruise.

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