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Though Creepy Clown and Broken Arm were the heavies, Husky Mouse was the brains behind the unicorn’s lynching.
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From the History of Nightmares Archives

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Though Creepy Clown and Broken Arm were the heavies, Husky Mouse was the brains behind the unicorn’s lynching.

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Art and Unicorns: Both Found in the Bible!

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The San Francisco artist someguy has taken his Sharpie to some of history’s bestsellers, calling out significant words. Here in the Old Testament book of Isaiah, unicorns make their appearance! The Leviathan, on the other hand, is still waiting patiently in Job for his 15 minutes of fame.

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Gagaville Takes Over where Farmville Left Off…regarding Unicorns

Facebook welcomes fans to Gagaville

Posted at: 05/12/2011 8:49 AM

nullLady Gaga fans can soon head to the Gagaville Farm on Facebook.

In a new game, the singer’s fans can interact with leather-clad sheep riding on motorcycles, cavort with unicorns and play with crystals.

The site will be up and running May 17th.

In the game, players have to complete certain tasks in order to hear portions of unreleased tracks from the upcoming album “Born This Way,” due for release May 23rd.

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The unicorns were bummed when they found out they didn’t get motorcycles, too. Perhaps Lady Gaga needs a reminder of how much unicorns love to race.

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Unicorn Hill and the Problem Pavement

Pledge to repair a problem pavement

» Coun Andy Fry has complained about Unicorn Hill’s pavement.

Harriet Ernstsons

13 May. Updated: 13 May 09:55

ACTION has been called for over a pavement a borough councillor, who works with residents with mobility problems, has branded a ‘nightmare’.

Coun Andy Fry has complained a number of times to Worcestershire County Council over the loose bricks along Unicorn Hill in the town centre.
He told the Standard: “Over the years, Unicorn Hill has just become a mess and the top half of it is absolutely appalling.

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Whenever the top half of a unicorn comes to be described as “absolutely appalling”, it is demoted to a horse.

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U.S. Politicians Formally Recognize Unicorns

Visual aids and metaphors were the order of the day as Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) set the stage by quoting a David Letterman gasoline-price joke about rats carpooling from New Jersey and with a slide depicting a dog riding a pony—indicating that he believed the hearing was a “dog and pony show” and “political theater.”

Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) picked up the zoological theme, saying, “You’d have an easier time convincing the American people that a unicorn just flew into this hearing room than that these big oil companies need taxpayer subsidies. That’s the real fairy tale.”

Next up, Sen. Pat Robert (R-Kansas) said that it was “very difficult to follow the unicorn from New York, who has a very sharp horn. Are you all right over there [he asked the oil executives]? Sometimes a unicorn can sort of morph into a rhinoceros.”

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Of course no one would believe a unicorn flew into the hearing room. It would be a Pegacorn who flew in, and it would probably knock first. Because Pegacorns have manners.

Ballet + Unicorns = Epic Battle

Elements of a number of variations of the Arthurian tale, from Disney’s “The Sword in the Stone” to Broadway’s “Camelot” to literature’s “Le Morte d’Arthur” and “The Mists of Avalon” can be found in “Merlin’s Song,” which makes it appealing to all members of a family, including the male ones, who get to witness a battle between knights and unicorns against bats and gargoyles.

"Sometimes people are afraid to bring little boys to the ballet. What will they find in it?" Landrith asked, answering, "Plenty of sword-fighting with really big, really heavy steel swords that make a lot of noise. The gargoyles fight with maces, and they get to kill unicorns. How fun is that?"

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So it’s fun for the whole family, unless your family consists of unicorns.

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My Little Pony gets a V (for Vendetta)

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I wonder if this would have been more authentic if one of the unicorns had shaved her mane off…

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My Little Pony meets Scott Pilgrim: The Mash-up

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Inter-special relationships have always been complicated. This one just happens to feature a unicorn, a dragon, and the voice of Michael Cera.

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Retold with Unicorns

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This is exactly how we remember it happening.

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