Sorry, bicycles, we’d take the unicorn, too. (via @WiredUK)
What better way to say, “I love you,” than with the gift of a unicorn bouquet? (via @ThinkGeek)
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The title of this post was once claimed by a spatula, but no more!
Think Geek, purveyor of all things nerdtastic, has created a bouquet that will demonstrate more love than any kitchenware and outlast any rose. Plus, each unicorn detaches from its “stem” so it can frolic freely around your loved one’s unicorn farm - or desk, if this arrives at their workplace.
And the scent? We can only guess it’s similar to freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, of course!
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The epic Unicorn vs. Taco battle, brought to you by pro football player @JHekker
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Playing football is not mutually exclusive from drawing unicorns, as St. Louis Rams rookie kicker Johnny Hekker demonstrated with the above drawing. Created in response to a request on Twitter, Hekker demonstrated his raw illustration prowess with a palette of colors and a healthy sense of humor.
And, no, the taco is not fighting with an umbrella. It’s using blue salsa…we think. Whatever it is, it is proving a worthy foe to the unicorn’s red lasers!
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…And the unicorns galloped away from her eyes.
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The picture above looks Photoshopped, doesn’t it?
And perhaps you would ask yourself, “Why would someone Photoshop unicorns and dots onto a young woman’s eyes?”
Good question.
Answer: Someone didn’t.
These are unicorn eyelash extensions. And, because everyone knows no unicorn needs eyelash extensions, that term was open domain to be claimed. Enter EyelashJewelry of Etsy.
So happy new year full of enchantment and whimsy! And may these unicorns not fall into your eyes and blind you.
(On a more personal note, thank you to all our readers for your well-wishes and support as we have welcomed Moxie, daughter of our Chief Unicornomicist Jessica S. Marquis, into our unicorn farm community!)
Linkin Park’s @ChesterBe sings praises of unicorns - and there’s a rap, too!
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Thank you, Chester Bennington, for this new theme song for unicorn farms everywhere!
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Pop and Uni: Bound together by corn
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Perhaps this blog post’s title was confusing, so let us clear it up for you: Unicorn Popcorn has come to town. According to creator Yolanda Johnson of Moreno Valley, the name came from it being unique popcorn.
We think there’s more to the story. After all, with flavors like peppermint bark and candy apple, you have to have a few unicorns employed in the kitchen!
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ThinkGeek :: Team Fortress 2 Inflatable Balloonicorn
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Even if you’re not a fan of Team Fortress 2, the multiplayer video game that introduced us to Baloonicorn, you can still appreciate the cuddliness of this inflatable friend. Thanks to alert unicorn advocate @UnicornFancy, we are adding this Think Geek gift to our wish list!
And unicorn wish lists are practically guaranteed to come true.
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A new Olympic event from UnicornsBarfRainbows.com
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Thanks to the webcomic Unicorns Barf Rainbows, we can now witness the joy that would be the Olympic sport of Unicorn Dancing. Notice, by the way, that the unicorns are not Riverdancing. Even they know that season has passed.
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Portland’s Joan of Arc statue earns unicorn status
Roadside sign wisdom will save your tukhus - literally!
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Apparently, the person who owns the diner on the sign above this admonition did not take that advice…
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