Unicorns produce cupcakes and discounts at @CraftsmanWolves!

For their one-year anniversary last week, Craftsman and Wolves in San Francisco celebrated with unicorns and a very tasty menu! If you couldn’t make it, they may still have some of the above limited edition t-shirts available, which give wearers a magical 10% discount. And a sense of greatness.

Unicorns made this. (via @SublimeStitch)

These tags from Sublime Stitching can be added to any handmade project to increase its value from “Sentimental” to “$100 Bazillion”.

Get your daily dose of unicorn art from @ThatsSoUnicorny! 

Artist Joe Romero made a New Year’s resolution to draw a unicorn each day this year. Now that’s our kind of resolution!

The result is the A Unicorn a Day collection, featuring work by Mr. Romero and other unicorn-conscious art pals.

Want to make a meaningful commitment to a unicorn, but lack any art skill? You’re in luck! Unicorns also respond to extended hugs, whimsical limerick projects, and Mr. Belvedere marathons.

A unicorn-approved redecorating job…for a dude.

A guy goes away for 2 months.

His roommates give him the ultimate gift: The above bedroom makeover.

Our only question is, “When do these guys get a show on HGTV?”

Science tells lies about unicorns. 

According to the article linked to from the photo above, rhinoceros fossils from seven million years ago explain where the idea of unicorns came from. 

Um, no, Dr. Tao Deng from the Institute of Vertebrate Paleontology and Paleoanthropology, you seem to be misinformed. Unicorns didn’t come from rhino rocks - you’re thinking of this guy


and what a messy day that is. (at Castro Theater)

It only seems like a thousand years…for the male unicorns, at least. <:-)

Thanks to the ad firm David & Goliath, we can catch a glimpse of a leprechaun riding a unicorn in the presence of a mermaid and floating wishbone. Luck overkill? California Lottery Fortune 55 Scratchers thinks not! (And neither do most of its players, who are right now grumbling and tossing their losing tickets in the trash.)

“…Some facts are not facts. I’m not going to go into the whole thing, but jeepers, I’m not getting $100 mil on Avengers 2… A few other things about me that have been “reported” that people should take with a grain of salt…
That I ate a unicorn and made it winter for three years.”

Joss Whedon on Whedonesque.com

We can officially lift the embargo on Joss Whedon from all unicorn farms now that he is no longer a carnivorous threat.

A unicorn-centric music video from @antennasup = Our new favorite internet thing 

This video for the band Antennas Up “Coming On” has everything a unicorn farmer in training could want: a unicorn, balloons, streamers, and women in bikinis standing up against uncouth come-ons. 

“Everyone knows that a unicorn makes the best history teacher. “America The Unicorn” is the 36th original sketch comedy revue written and performed by Bovine Metropolis Theater’s sketch team, and it’s taking absurdity to a whole new level. A unicorn will teach a reinvented history of the United States, a version that’s magical, strange, and hilarious.”

Broadway World Denver

Correction:  A unicorn makes the best everything teacher. <:-)