and what a messy day that is. (at Castro Theater)

It only seems like a thousand years…for the male unicorns, at least. <:-)

Thanks to the ad firm David & Goliath, we can catch a glimpse of a leprechaun riding a unicorn in the presence of a mermaid and floating wishbone. Luck overkill? California Lottery Fortune 55 Scratchers thinks not! (And neither do most of its players, who are right now grumbling and tossing their losing tickets in the trash.)

“…Some facts are not facts. I’m not going to go into the whole thing, but jeepers, I’m not getting $100 mil on Avengers 2… A few other things about me that have been “reported” that people should take with a grain of salt…
That I ate a unicorn and made it winter for three years.”

Joss Whedon on Whedonesque.com

We can officially lift the embargo on Joss Whedon from all unicorn farms now that he is no longer a carnivorous threat.

A unicorn-centric music video from @antennasup = Our new favorite internet thing 

This video for the band Antennas Up “Coming On” has everything a unicorn farmer in training could want: a unicorn, balloons, streamers, and women in bikinis standing up against uncouth come-ons. 

“Everyone knows that a unicorn makes the best history teacher. “America The Unicorn” is the 36th original sketch comedy revue written and performed by Bovine Metropolis Theater’s sketch team, and it’s taking absurdity to a whole new level. A unicorn will teach a reinvented history of the United States, a version that’s magical, strange, and hilarious.”

Broadway World Denver

Correction:  A unicorn makes the best everything teacher. <:-)

Pick the Unicorn Enthusiast, Baby Bachelor! 

Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, for introducing us to the newest hit reality show: Baby Bachelor. Of course, we’re rooting for 29-month-old Gabrielle, the Unicorn Enthusiast, over the Stay-at-Home Daughter and the Duck-Duck Gooser. Not that there is anything wrong with either of those roles - girls can be whatever they want to. But a Unicorn Enthusiast will have a lot more to talk about when it comes to fire truck dreams than “the big girl”. 

Taylor Swift makes some kind of a statement using glitter. 

Taylor Swift blew up the blogs with her fashion choice during her 2013 Billboard Music Awards performance: A sparkling unicorn t-shirt that read, “Haters gonna hate.” 

Allegedly created by Junk Food, but no longer available on the site, this tee is confusing to us. Who would hate a unicorn?

A unicorn in the greenery? No, a unicorn *is* the greenery!

Atlanta Botanical Gardens seems to wish it was a magical zoo. Seriously, ABG, who doesn’t?

This exhibit features, among other things, a humongous unicorn sculpture composed of plants. Garden-goers must not miss this opportunity to say they witnessed a unicorn with its own irrigation system!

Answer: Unicorns just are [awesome].

In the stop-motion video above, rainbowunicornkitty seeks to answer the age-old question, “Why are unicorns so awesome?” 

Apparently, her answer comes through a review of unicorns’ sometimes-mismanaged magic and some notebook doodles.

The fact is, unicorns are just inherently awesome. They cannot deny or avoid that destiny. It’s like how camels don’t need much water and koalas are full of bloodlust.

Rambo kitten with laser gun rides fire-breathing unicorn: Just another Reddit ad 

This is the cover slide of a Reddit sales presentation

We’ll buy whatever they’re selling.