Tim Burton + Unicorns? Yes please! But maybe not this way… (via @AdWeek)
Hey, remember Unicorn Apocalypse? We do, too! And we wanted to remind everyone that Tim Burton considered directing it as a movie. But anyone who saw Sweeney Todd knows that could get bloody.
So, if this film is to get green-lighted, we ask for a few simple revisions:
1. Blood spilled turns into a rainbow of butterflies.
2. The soundtrack is composed by Danny Elfman, of course - and prominently features slide whistles.
3. Any violent scenes end in everyone receiving a cupcake.