T-shirt offers new road sign: Watch For Falling Unicorns! (@getgiddy)
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Just when you thought the Unicorn X-ing sign was the coolest thing to grace the roadside, along came the t-shirt above, available from Giddy Organics. No worries, though, unicorn advocates: Unicorns always land on their feet. Which, in this case, is probably a bad thing for the car…
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Malaysian Groupon for unicorn rides
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Usually, we try to come up with a witty title for our blog posts, but this one came with its own hilarity built in. Click on the link above to read more about this offer of “up to 58% off” a one-day unicorn ride at Ulu Yam.
We can’t promise your unicorn will wear a sweet hot pink headband like the one in the picture, but we can promise that, for the nearly $3,000,000 price tag, you will indeed be taken for a ride.
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The magical mural at Virginia Tech
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Take your eyes off that amazing TV set in the corner, and gaze upon the majestic Pegacorn soaring high above engraved cliffs! Thomas, you uncharacteristically lucky name you, be grateful to be included in this mural of mystical wonder.
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Unicorn Apocalypse: A fake video game more awesome than real ones!
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In this ad for the Samsung Galaxy S III and Note II, we get a peak into the team working so diligently on the faux video game Unicorn Apocalypse. They are clutching their magical devices and doodling together. This is our kind of business meeting!
While we’re grateful these fellas are striving to make the unicorns look real, we’re saddened by the embargo on glitter. Perhaps they need this guy to intervene.
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Give your cat a Valentine: Make it a unicorn!
Chicken nugget turns into a Pegacorn!
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We are often told we can be anything we want to be, if we just put our minds to it.
This chicken nugget took that advice to heart.
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Introducing…The Unicorn Mom! (via @rayfilwong)
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Who would want a normal mom when they could have a Unicorn Mom?
Motivational speaker Rayfil Wong has coined this term for a woman who encourages her children through awesomeness and creativity, instead of being domineering and strict like the “Tiger Mother”.
Information on the book about becoming such a majestic creature is available at the link above. And to truly complete the transformation, why not accessorize with this?
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Unicorns in advertising: The magic bullet ‘Mad Men’ hasn’t figured out…yet (@MadMen_AMC)
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Blogger Psycheskinner does a brief round-up of ads that feature the mystical unicorn. Many of these ads have been featured on Unicornomics, but we had to include this post because of the gorgeous 1965 perfume ad above. No, that isn’t Joan Holloway showing off her new pet. Then again, with the tight lips holding back details on the newest Mad Men season, who knows if we might see something just as magical starting April 7?
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Meet Impossible Studios, creators of the Pegabearicorn (@ImpossibleStu)
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This is the logo for a new game studio from Epic Games. Honestly, it could be a logo for a car wash or public access TV station for all we care, as long as it exists.
For those who want more info on Impossible Studios, their first title is Infinity Blade: Dungeons.
For those who want to own a Pegabearicorn, here’s a star to wish upon.
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Mila Kunis: Before “That ’70s Show” came…Lisa Frank?
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In the commercial spot above, circa 1993, a young Mila Kunis describes the etiology of her obsession with the Queen of Neon Rainbows, Lisa Frank.
This causes us to wonder what unusual endorsements could be dug up from a unicorn’s archives? Well, let’s start with this odd relationship with Wendy’s, and progress to Progressive’s dream sequence.
Yep, we all have our skeletons in the closet. Some are just more fabulous than others.
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